Train Trip

Ek secretary apne boss ke sath train trip pe ja rahi thi
Raat ko woh kaafi deir tak Boss ko apne kisse sunaati rahi

Ke achanak boss ne poochha: "Kya khayal hai aaj raat hum donon miyan biwi ki tarah guzarein"

Secretary sharmate huye boli: Sir, jaisi aap ki marzi.

Boss: To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do.




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Morning Conversation

Husband gets ready to go for yoga. Wife wakes up

Husband : Honey are you coming along with me for yoga?
Wife : What do you want to say!! I am fat?
Husband : No problem, don't come if you don't feel like!
Wife : What do you mean?? Am i lazy??
Husband : Honey .. Why are you getting angry??
Wife : That means i fight with you all the time?
Husband : When did i say that?
Wife : So it means i am lying??
Husband : Okay fine i am not going!!
Wife : I understand everything, actually you didn't want to go!!

The husband decides to remain silent and goes off to bed!

Wife's Pray

Biwi ki pray: Hey bhagwan mere pati ko tarakki de, daulat de, car de, bangla de.
Mujhe tumse kuchh nahi chahiye. Tu sab kuchh mere pati ko de.

"Us se kaise lena hai yeh mera kaam hai"

Kewal Naam Mein Hi Fark Hai

Son: "Wife, biwi, patni, shrimati, aurat, ardhangini, gharwali in sab mein kya antar hai...?"

Father: "Beta, itna mat socho museebat ek naam anek..."

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