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Bhasha Ka Fark

Bhasha Ka Fark

Ise kehte hain bhasha ka fark

Agar aap patni ko kahein ki
"Aaj tum hatyarin lag rahi ho" to do dinon tak khana nahi milega

Lekin agar kahein ki
"Aaj tum kaatil lag rahi ho" to shaam ki chaaye bhi pakodon ke sath milegi




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Who Is The Lucky One

Ek ladki Baba se: Baba mere do boy friends hain, Ramesh aur Suresh.
Bataiye meri kis-se shaadi hogi? Kaun hoga woh lucky aadmi?

Baba: Tumhari shaadi Ramesh se hogi aur Suresh lucky hoga.

Saali Se Shaadi

Santa: Yaar teri biwi mar gayi to toone saali se shaadi kyon kar li, kisi aur se kyon nahi.

Banta: Yaar ab nayi saas ko jhelne ki himmat mujhmein nahi hai.

Train Trip

Ek secretary apne boss ke sath train trip pe ja rahi thi
Raat ko woh kaafi deir tak Boss ko apne kisse sunaati rahi

Ke achanak boss ne poochha: "Kya khayal hai aaj raat hum donon miyan biwi ki tarah guzarein"

Secretary sharmate huye boli: Sir, jaisi aap ki marzi.

Boss: To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do.

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