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Divorce Case

Divorce Case

Divorce ke case mein court ne order diya ki pati ko aadhi salary patni ko deni hogi.

Pati (Khushi se naachte huye) : Saala ab se aadhi salary to mere paas rahegi.




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Bhasha Ka Fark

Ise kehte hain bhasha ka fark

Agar aap patni ko kahein ki
"Aaj tum hatyarin lag rahi ho" to do dinon tak khana nahi milega

Lekin agar kahein ki
"Aaj tum kaatil lag rahi ho" to shaam ki chaaye bhi pakodon ke sath milegi

Who Is The Lucky One

Ek ladki Baba se: Baba mere do boy friends hain, Ramesh aur Suresh.
Bataiye meri kis-se shaadi hogi? Kaun hoga woh lucky aadmi?

Baba: Tumhari shaadi Ramesh se hogi aur Suresh lucky hoga.

Saali Se Shaadi

Santa: Yaar teri biwi mar gayi to toone saali se shaadi kyon kar li, kisi aur se kyon nahi.

Banta: Yaar ab nayi saas ko jhelne ki himmat mujhmein nahi hai.

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