I had a sparrow as pet but it flew away one day...
Then I had a squirrel but it ran away too..
Then I planted a tree and they both came back...
- Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam
One day I got chips and gave it to my friends they took and ran away...
Then I got mixture and gave it to my friends they took and ran away...
Then one day I got alcohol they all came back with chips and mixture.
- Vijay Mallya
More Funny Jokes
College mein ek badi umra ki ladki ko sab students bua bua kehte the
Ek din usne principal se shikayat kar di
Principal gusse mein class room mein pahunche aur class se kaha jo bhi is ladki ko bua kehta hai woh khada ho jaaye.
Ek ek karke saari class khadi ho gayi lekin ak ladka baitha raha
Principal ne poochha "To tum ise bua nahi kehte ho"
Ladke ne ek thandi saans li aur kaha "Main saari class ka foofa hoon."
At Niagara Falls
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. There are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls.
Real truth about proposal:
Boys always start love with this sentence "We are friends"
Girls always end love with this sentence "We are just friends"
Feel the difference