Make-up Kit

Two boys-tom and Johnny had to go to a party. Tom was fully dressed up but Johnny was trying to fix his pants, his zippers weren't working. He asked tom to say, "make-up kit is open" when in the party his zippers look clearly opened.

Both the boys went to the party; having a good time. After some time Johnny's friend realized that not only his zippers were open but his dick was coming out too.

Tom (whispering): "Johnny make-up kit mein se lipstick bahar nikal rahi hai"

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Bure Karamon ka fal

Once three friends....Clinton Lallu and Atal ji go 2 heaven..

There they meet god...immediately Clinton and Lallu see that Atal ji is having sex with a jamadarni [sweeper] Clinton and Lallu are confused they ask god bhagwaan yeh kya hua Atal ji was such a good leader how come hes havin sex with a sweeper.

God told them yeh unke bure karamon ka fal hai...then Lallu sees the same thing happens with Clinton and god replies yeh Clinton ke bure karamon ka result hai..

Then both Clinton and atal see Lallu havin sex with Aishwarya rai...they are shocked they yell at bhagwaan humko jamadarni aur is ko Aishwarya bhagwaan tells them to relax because woh Aishwarya rai ke bure karamon ka result hai.

A letter

To: All staff
From: Office Of Superintendent
Re: Teacher In Service Training Schedule (T.I.T.S.)

In accordance with recent changes in the State Education Law, our district is now required to supply bigger and better T.I.T.S. for each employee.

We are therefore pleased to announce the implementation of the Special High Intensity Training program (S.H.I.T.). It is our intention to give each member of the staff as much S.H.I.T. as possible. Advancement, salary increases, and
job changes will be dependent on the amount of S.H.I.T. you have taken.

Employees who feel they have taken as much S.H.I.T. as they can may apply to the School Council for Review of Educational Welfare (S.C.R.E.W.). All employees are expected to be S.C.R.E.W.'d at least annually. If you have taken S.H.I.T. and have been S.C.R.E.W.'d within the past academic year, you will be eligible to receive a Self Help Award for Teachers (S.H.A.F.T.).

Any employee who has been given the S.H.A.F.T. will not be expected to take as much S.H.I.T. the following year.

The only exception to this regulation are those teachers who have Bilingual Activities in Language, Literature and Science (B.A.L.L.S.). Teachers with enough B.A.L.L.S. may avoid being S.C.R.E.W.'d annually. Teachers in this
category are eligible for courses offered by the Boston University Local Language program (B.U.L.L.). Approval for B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. courses must be obtained from the Superintendent's Office-Business (S.O.B.). Only the S.O.B. can
determine how much S.H.I.T. an employee must take before being S.C.R.E.W.'d.

Those teachers who have taken enough S.H.I.T. courses, have S.C.R.E.W.'d, and given the S.H.A.F.T. are eligible for the Regional Educational Division Award for Superior Service (R.E.D.A.S.S.). Only teachers with R.E.D.A.S.S. will be
considered for administrative positions and entitled to give more S.H.I.T. than they take.

Wild at Sex

This married couple was on holiday in India. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a native shopkeeper say, "You foreigners! Come in.
Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in.

The Indian man said to them, "I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like a great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but
her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

The Indian man replied, "Just try dem on, Sahib." The husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years-raw sexual power.

In a blink of an eye, the husband pushed his wife out of the way, grabbed the Indian man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down the man's pants and his own, and grabbed firm hold of the Indian's thighs. The Indian then began screaming, "WAIT!!! WAIT!!! WAIT!!!! YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"

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