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Museebat Mein

Museebat Mein

Employee: Sir meri biwi 5-6 dinon ke liye kahin ghoomne jaana chahati hai. Chhutti chahiye.

Boss: Nahi milegi.

Employee: Thank you sir! Main jaanta tha museebat mein bas aap hi mere kaam aayenge.




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Wife is Always Right

Pati: Aaj sabzi mein namak thoda sa zyada ho gaya hai.
Patni: Namak theek hai, sabji kam pad gayi. Bola tha na zyada laaya karo.

Point - Wife is always right!
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Pati: Aaloo ke parathon mein aloo to nazar nahi aa raha hai.
Patni: Chup chap khaa lo..!! Kashmiri pulaav mein kya Kashmir nazar aata hai?

Point - Bola tha na, wife is always right!!
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Pati: Teen din se lagaatar lauki khaa raha hoon, ab ek mahina nahi khaunga.
Patni: Yehi baat paan masale ke liye kyun nahi bolte?

Point - Accept it, wife is always right!

What is Checkmate

What is checkmate?

You tell your wife "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you"

and wife asked "Was she hot..??"

You can't "NO"
You can't say "YES"

This is checkmate...
Agreed or not...

Divorce Case

Divorce ke case mein court ne order diya ki pati ko aadhi salary patni ko deni hogi.

Pati (Khushi se naachte huye) : Saala ab se aadhi salary to mere paas rahegi.

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