Patni : Chalo luka-chhipi khelte hain. Agar tumne mujhe dhoondh liya to tum meri gaand maarna aur maine tumhein dhoondh liya to main tumhari gaand maarungi.
Pati : Lekin tum kaise gaand maarogi?
Patni : Hum shopping ke liye jaayenge na.
Party Ka Khana
Sharma ji ki party mein verma ji ke paas Mrs. Sharma aakar boli:
"Bhai sahab aapne to kuchh liya hi nahi" aur yeh keh kar ek chicken ka leg piece uthakar unki plate mein rakh diya.
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Party khatm hone par Mr. Sharma ne Verma ji se poochha "Khana kaisa laga"
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Verma ji: "Badhiya, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di maza aa gaya."
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Ek ladki ki bra par likha tha 93.5 RED FM
Socho uski panty par kya likha hoga.
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Bajaate Raho.
Sex ke baad aurton ke alag alag reaction
Call girl : Chal nikal.
Girl friend : Shaadi kab karoge.
Padosan : Phir kab aaoge.
Biwi : An 3-4 din mat bolna.
Kaamwali Bai : Ab to pagaar badha do saab.