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Without Dressing

Without Dressing

Sardar ki Biwi came without any clothes in the drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests.
Sardar screamed: Beshram aurat, tu hosh mein to hai?
Wife: Woh jee recipe book mein aisa hi likha tha na "Serve Hot without any dressing, guests will enjoy."




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Party Ka Khana

Sharma ji ki party mein verma ji ke paas Mrs. Sharma aakar boli:
"Bhai sahab aapne to kuchh liya hi nahi" aur yeh keh kar ek chicken ka leg piece uthakar unki plate mein rakh diya.
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Party khatm hone par Mr. Sharma ne Verma ji se poochha "Khana kaisa laga"
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Verma ji: "Badhiya, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di maza aa gaya."

Luka Chhipi Ka Khel

Patni : Chalo luka-chhipi khelte hain. Agar tumne mujhe dhoondh liya to tum meri gaand maarna aur maine tumhein dhoondh liya to main tumhari gaand maarungi.

Pati : Lekin tum kaise gaand maarogi?

Patni : Hum shopping ke liye jaayenge na.

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Socho uski panty par kya likha hoga.
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Bajaate Raho.

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