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Santa Singh - Safola oil to de diya bhaiya. Iske sath ka gift nahin diya.
Shopkeeper - Iske sath koyi gift nahin hai.
Santa Singh - Ullu matt banao ismein likha hai "Cholesterol Free"




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Kutte Ka Anda

Santa Singh : Aaj mere kutte ne anda diya hai.
Banta Singh : Paagal hua hai kya, kutta kabse anda dene laga.
Santa Singh : Yeh mera style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam "Kutta" rakha hai.

Kya Hua

Santa Singh sharab pee kar teesri manzil se gira to log uske aas-paas aa gaye aur poochhne lage
"Kya hua, kya hua"
Santa: Pata nahi main to khud abhi aaya hoon.

Apni Dukan Ki Mithai

Santa: Tumhaari dukan par itni mithai rakhi rehti hai, kabhi khaane ka mann nahi karta?
Banta: Mann to bahut karta hai par papa maarenge, isliye chaatkar rakh deta hoon.

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