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Phone Par Baat

Phone Par Baat

Wife : Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Husband : Behan se.
Wife : To phir itni dhimi awaaz me kis liye?
Husband : Teri hai, Is liye...




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Abba Ke Daur Se

Ek dafa ek Badshah ne khushi mein sab kaidi riha kar diye.
Un kaidiyon mein badshah ne ek bahut hi buzurg kaidi ko deka..

Badshah: Tum kabse kaid mein ho?
Buzurg: Aap ke abba ke daur se.
Yeh sun ke Badshah ki aankhon mein aansu aa gaye aur kaha
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Isko dobara kaid mein daal do, yeh abba ki nishani hai.

Love or War

HITLER said:
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"War is better than love, because at the end of war you either live or die
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But
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At the end of love, U neither live nor die"

Mehnat Ki Kamai

Father: Beta yeh lo Rs. 2000.

Son: Lekin papa yeh kis liye.

Father: Beta yeh teri mehnat ki kamai hai kyon ki jabse toone Whatsapp shuru kiya hai tab se raat ko security guard nahi rakhna pad raha hai

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