Chori

Ek pati ne ne apni patni se poochha ki "Agar main aapko 2-4 din na dikhoon to aapko kaisa lagega??"

Pati se khushi ke maare raha nahi gaya aur usne bol diya "Bahut achcha lagega"
Bas phir kya
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Patni Monday ko nahi dikhi
Tuesday ko nahi dikhi
Wednesday ko nahi dikhi
Thursday ko bhi nahi dikhi
Friday ko jab aankh ki soojan kam huyi to thoda thoda dikhi.

Employee: Sir meri biwi 5-6 dinon ke liye kahin ghoomne jaana chahati hai. Chhutti chahiye.

Boss: Nahi milegi.

Employee: Thank you sir! Main jaanta tha museebat mein bas aap hi mere kaam aayenge.

Pati: Aaj sabzi mein namak thoda sa zyada ho gaya hai.
Patni: Namak theek hai, sabji kam pad gayi. Bola tha na zyada laaya karo.

Point - Wife is always right!
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Pati: Aaloo ke parathon mein aloo to nazar nahi aa raha hai.
Patni: Chup chap khaa lo..!! Kashmiri pulaav mein kya Kashmir nazar aata hai?

Point - Bola tha na, wife is always right!!
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Pati: Teen din se lagaatar lauki khaa raha hoon, ab ek mahina nahi khaunga.
Patni: Yehi baat paan masale ke liye kyun nahi bolte?

Point - Accept it, wife is always right!