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12 Inch Ka Ghoda

12 Inch Ka Ghoda

Baadshah Akbar ke paar ek 12 inch ka chhota sa, pyara sa ghoda tha.

Birbal: Jahan panahaapko yeh ghoda kahan se mila?

Akbar: Ek baba ne diya tha. Jo bhi maango woh de dete hain.

Birbal: Main bhi baba ke paas jaaunga.

Akbar: Jao par khayal rahe ki baba ek hi muraad poori karte hain aur ooncha sunte hain.

Birbal baba ke paas se jab laut kar aaye to akbar ko bataya
"Maine baba se ek bori heere maange the aur baba ne mujhe ek bori kheere de diye"

Akbar: "To tumne kya socha tha ki main baba se 12 inch ka ghoda maanga tha."




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