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Ab Dekhna Meri Speed

Ab Dekhna Meri Speed

Pati car tezz chalaate huye patni se bola: Ab dekhna meri speed...

Speed badhaate hi car band ho gayi.

Patni zor zor se hasne lagi.

Pati: Hans kyon rahi ho.

Patni: Kuchh nahi raat wali baat yaad a gayi.




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Pregnant Kya Hota Hai

Bachcha maa se: Maa yeh pregnant kya hota hai?

Maa ne gusse se dekha to woh samjha ki gusse ko pregnent kehte hain.

Agle din school se laute samay bachcha ek ladki ke upar gir gaya.

Ladki ki maa chillaayi "Yeh kya badtameezi hai"

Bachcha "Arre main gira teri beti par hoon aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai"

12 Inch Ka Ghoda

Baadshah Akbar ke paar ek 12 inch ka chhota sa, pyara sa ghoda tha.

Birbal: Jahan panahaapko yeh ghoda kahan se mila?

Akbar: Ek baba ne diya tha. Jo bhi maango woh de dete hain.

Birbal: Main bhi baba ke paas jaaunga.

Akbar: Jao par khayal rahe ki baba ek hi muraad poori karte hain aur ooncha sunte hain.

Birbal baba ke paas se jab laut kar aaye to akbar ko bataya
"Maine baba se ek bori heere maange the aur baba ne mujhe ek bori kheere de diye"

Akbar: "To tumne kya socha tha ki main baba se 12 inch ka ghoda maanga tha."

Without Dressing

Sardar ki Biwi came without any clothes in the drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests.
Sardar screamed: Beshram aurat, tu hosh mein to hai?
Wife: Woh jee recipe book mein aisa hi likha tha na "Serve Hot without any dressing, guests will enjoy."

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