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Corporate Rivalry

Corporate Rivalry

Hilarious corporate rivalry; Beat this one!

Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in New York: "Don't ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages. We don't have Windows"

And Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises: "Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple. We have been providing open window systems to the world since ages.




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Manager's Joke

Manager told a joke. Everyone in the team laughed except one guy...

Manager asks him - "Didn't you understand my joke????"

The guy replied - "I resigned yesterday"

Private Employees


Beemar private employee se uski biwi ne kaha. Is baar janwaron ke doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge.

Employee : Woh kyon?

Biwi:
1. Aap roz subah murge ki tarah jaldi utth jaate ho.
2. Ghode ki tarah bhaag kar office jaate ho.
3. Gadhe ki tarah din bhar kaam karte ho.
4. Bandar ki tarah seniors ke ishaare par naachte ho.
5. Ghar aakar parivaar par kutte ki tarah chillate ho.
6. Aur phir bhains ki tarah khaana kha kar so jaate ho.

Insaan ka doctor tumhein kya khaak theek kar paayega.

Dedicated to all Private Employees

Clerk Ka Kamaal

Thekedar se setting ho jaane ke baad clerk ne sahab ko bata kar file rakhi.
Sahab ne likha "Approved"
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Do din baad thekedar vaade se mukar gaya.
Clerk ne sahab ko bataya.
Sahab bole ab kya karein?
Clerk ke dimaag ka kamaal dekhiye
Clerk ne kaha - Sir "Approved" ke pehle "Not" likh deejiye.
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Ab thekedar pareshan. phir se setting huyi.
Clerk phir se sahab ke saamne file lekar pahuncha.
Sahab jhallaye.. Ab kya karein?
Phir clerk ke dimaad ka kamaal dekhiye
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Clerk ne kaha sir "Not" mein kewal "e" laga dein means "Note Approved"

Ab aap hi bataiye ki desh kaun chala raha hai.

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