Employee To Boss

Employee To Boss

Employee : "हेलो बॉस, मुझे टेररिस्ट ने पकड़ लिया है, दोनों हाथ काट दिए, आँख फोड़ दी, किडनी निकाल ली"

Boss: देख ले... हो सके तो आजा, आज स्टाफ कम है.

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Corporate Rivalry

Hilarious corporate rivalry; Beat this one!

Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in New York: "Don't ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages. We don't have Windows"

And Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises: "Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple. We have been providing open window systems to the world since ages.

Manager's Joke

Manager told a joke. Everyone in the team laughed except one guy...

Manager asks him - "Didn't you understand my joke????"

The guy replied - "I resigned yesterday"

Private Employees

Beemar private employee se uski biwi ne kaha. Is baar janwaron ke doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge.

Employee : Woh kyon?

1. Aap roz subah murge ki tarah jaldi utth jaate ho.
2. Ghode ki tarah bhaag kar office jaate ho.
3. Gadhe ki tarah din bhar kaam karte ho.
4. Bandar ki tarah seniors ke ishaare par naachte ho.
5. Ghar aakar parivaar par kutte ki tarah chillate ho.
6. Aur phir bhains ki tarah khaana kha kar so jaate ho.

Insaan ka doctor tumhein kya khaak theek kar paayega.

Dedicated to all Private Employees

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