Santan Ke Liye
Ek sardar ke koi santan nahin thi.
Usne khoob mannatein mangi, nange per tirth yatra par gaya,
bhoomi par soya, sare devi devtavon ke darshan kiye,
bahut dino tak upwaas kiya, aur ant mein kaṭhin nirjala vrat arambh kar diya.
Tab bhagwan khud prakaṭ huye aur haath jod kar bade deen bhaav se bole..
"pahele shaadi to kar mere baap"
More Funny Jokes
By and large year 2015 passed peacefully, but three questions left unanswered.
1. Why Katappa killed Bahubali?
2. Who was driving Salman's car?
3. How many husbands did Indrani Mukherjee have?
Finally the answer...
The missing husband of Indrani was driving Salman's car and told Katappa to kill Bahubali because Bahubali saw the accident.
I had a sparrow as pet but it flew away one day...
Then I had a squirrel but it ran away too..
Then I planted a tree and they both came back...
- Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam
One day I got chips and gave it to my friends they took and ran away...
Then I got mixture and gave it to my friends they took and ran away...
Then one day I got alcohol they all came back with chips and mixture.
- Vijay Mallya
College mein ek badi umra ki ladki ko sab students bua bua kehte the
Ek din usne principal se shikayat kar di
Principal gusse mein class room mein pahunche aur class se kaha jo bhi is ladki ko bua kehta hai woh khada ho jaaye.
Ek ek karke saari class khadi ho gayi lekin ak ladka baitha raha
Principal ne poochha "To tum ise bua nahi kehte ho"
Ladke ne ek thandi saans li aur kaha "Main saari class ka foofa hoon."