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Not Easy to be a Teacher

Not Easy to be a Teacher

TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you

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TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don't call them, they come on their own.

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TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Student: Future impossible tense.

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THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES

TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home.

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English Grammar class.

Teacher: What's the difference between "He cleans the plate" and "the plate is cleaned by him."

Student: In first sentence 'he' is not married, but in second sentence 'he' is married....




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Santan Ke Liye

Ek sardar ke koi santan nahin thi.
Usne khoob mannatein mangi, nange per tirth yatra par gaya,
bhoomi par soya, sare devi devtavon ke darshan kiye,
bahut dino tak upwaas kiya, aur ant mein kaṭhin nirjala vrat arambh kar diya.

Tab bhagwan khud prakaṭ huye aur haath jod kar bade deen bhaav se bole..
"pahele shaadi to kar mere baap"

Unanswered Questions of 2015

By and large year 2015 passed peacefully, but three questions left unanswered.
1. Why Katappa killed Bahubali?
2. Who was driving Salman's car?
3. How many husbands did Indrani Mukherjee have?


Finally the answer...

The missing husband of Indrani was driving Salman's car and told Katappa to kill Bahubali because Bahubali saw the accident.

Wonderful Words

I had a sparrow as pet but it flew away one day...
Then I had a squirrel but it ran away too..
Then I planted a tree and they both came back...

- Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam


One day I got chips and gave it to my friends they took and ran away...
Then I got mixture and gave it to my friends they took and ran away...
Then one day I got alcohol they all came back with chips and mixture.

- Vijay Mallya

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