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Bra Meaning

Bra Meaning

Q:) What is the meaning of a bra?

A:) Under sholders holding bolders.




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Math Tuition

Q: How does a boy teach a girl Maths?

A: First, he ADDS her to his Bed,
Next, he SUBTRACTS her clothes,
Then, he DIVIDES her legs,
And then, he MULTIPLIES!

Froggy Business

A beautiful, well-endowed, young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign on the box says: "Oral Sex" Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do.

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into on a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed spread your legs and put the frog down "there".

She then quickly gets into bed, puts the frog between her legs and ... to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions please call the pet store."

So, the girl calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.

The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

Mad Cow disease

A Television Program Organizer (Lady) went to make an Interview with a farmer seeking the main reason that caused Cow Madness (Mad Cow disease).

The Lady : Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information about the reason that causes Cow Madness. Do you have any idea what might be the reason??

The Farmer, stared at the lady and said, "Do you know that the Bull fucks the cow once a year?

The Lady getting embarrassed: "Well sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomena and Cow Madness?

The Farmer : Well Mam, do you know that we milk the Cow FOUR times a day!!!

The Lady : Sir this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point!

The Farmer : I am getting to the point Mam. Just imagine, if I am playing with your Tits FOUR TIMES A DAY and FUCKING YOU ONCE A YEAR, won't you get Mad??

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