2 Poems

Nipple Nipple don't be far
Let me press u in my car
up above the chest so high
always milky never dry
let me suck u don't feel shy
in the brassieres u will die.


Love is sensation
caused by temptation
to feel penetration
a guy sticks his location
in a girl's destination
to increase population
for the next generation.




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Toys and Breasts

Q:) What is common between Toys and Breasts.

A:) Both are made for children but fathers play with it!

Brown thing

This girl goes to a doctor and say doctor Its very embarrassing but something brown is dropping off my private parts.

The doctor asks the girl to lift her skirt and examines her and sure there is some thing brown coming out.

The doctor is confused ask's the girl, How frequently are you having sex?

Doc: One a day?
Girl: Naa

Doc: Once a Week?
Girl: Nope

Doc: Once a month?
Girl: Naaa

Doc: One a year!
Girl: Some thing like that.

Doc: Oh I get it, it's nothing the brown thing is just rust!

Psalm 129

A priest was driving along and saw nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg.

The Priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his hand slide up her leg.

She immediately says "Father remember psalm 129" The priest apologizes Profusely and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on when he changes gear and has oggled at her leg for the Zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again. The Nun once Again says "Father remember psalm 129" Once again the priest apologizes.

"Sorry sister but you know the flesh is weak" Arriving at the convent The nun gets out and the priest goes on his way. Once he arrives at his Church he rushes to the bible and looks up psalm 129 it said "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY"

MORAL OF THE STORY IN YOUR JOB YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BE WELL INFORMED OR YOU MIGHT MISS A GREAT OPPURTUNITY.

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