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War wound

War wound

A guy went into a public washroom and had to use the only available urinal, which was between two elderly men. He glanced to his left and saw the guy pissing, but there were two streams. "What the hell is that?" he asked.

"War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes."

Then the guy looked to his right and saw three streams. "What the hell is that?"

"War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes."

The two veterans then looked over at the guy in the middle and saw 12 streams! "War wound?" they both asked.

"Naah, my zipper's stuck."




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Political language

A husband and wife are campaigning for a friend who is contesting the local elections. They both become so busy that they do not think of anything else but about the elections so much so that they communicate about anything in political language.

One night the husband wants to have sex desperately, but seeing the wife busy doing some work, goes to her and says : I want to put my candidate in your legislature.

The wife not realising this was meant for something else, without raising her head says : Our party is not going to accept this. The husband is disappointed and he goes to sleep.

After some time the wife realises what the husband meant, so she wakes him up and tells him - Darling, now you can put your candidate in my legislature.

Husband : I cannot do that. My candidate stood independent and lost his deposit.

Who Enjoys It Better?

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.

The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered.

"Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"

Small pe**s

Q:) What do you call a man with a small penis?
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A:) Justin

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