Some Questions

Some Questions

What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Hello...think cleaner I swear this is not dirty...!!!

What is the similarity between a christmastree & a priest?
Their balls are 4 decoration

Why is the dick called a gentleman in England?
It stands up when a lady passes by.

Why is the dick called a thief in Baghdad?
It enters through the back door.

Why are the sex organs of an elephant in his feet?
Because if he steps on you, you are royally fucked.

Why did Mahtama Gandhi never wore an underwear?
He beleived in freedom movement?

Why India has never had a female President?
What would you call her - Rashtra(patni)?

What is the difference between a girl in a bathroom and a girl in a church?
The girl in the church has her soul full of hope and the girl in the bathroom
has her hole full of soap.

What is the similarity between a girl and an oven?
You heat them before use.

Define a girl in cricket language?
No cover, No extra cover, a deep gully between two fine legs.

Define a Bra?
It's a holder for boulder under the shoulder.

Define Bra?
A modern device used for the upliftment of the downfallen ones.

What do you call a parsi test tube baby ?

What do you call prostitutes in Pakistan ?

Thought for the day :

Never marry a phone operator, she will say three minutes over"
never marry a nurse, she will say I have to attend others"
marry a teacher only, she will say repeat it again.

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War wound

A guy went into a public washroom and had to use the only available urinal, which was between two elderly men. He glanced to his left and saw the guy pissing, but there were two streams. "What the hell is that?" he asked.

"War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes."

Then the guy looked to his right and saw three streams. "What the hell is that?"

"War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes."

The two veterans then looked over at the guy in the middle and saw 12 streams! "War wound?" they both asked.

"Naah, my zipper's stuck."

Political language

A husband and wife are campaigning for a friend who is contesting the local elections. They both become so busy that they do not think of anything else but about the elections so much so that they communicate about anything in political language.

One night the husband wants to have sex desperately, but seeing the wife busy doing some work, goes to her and says : I want to put my candidate in your legislature.

The wife not realising this was meant for something else, without raising her head says : Our party is not going to accept this. The husband is disappointed and he goes to sleep.

After some time the wife realises what the husband meant, so she wakes him up and tells him - Darling, now you can put your candidate in my legislature.

Husband : I cannot do that. My candidate stood independent and lost his deposit.

Who Enjoys It Better?

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.

The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered.

"Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"

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