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A Hotel Lobby

A Hotel Lobby

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.

They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know You'll forgive me."

She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."




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Magnificent Couple

One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a Skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look.

Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large, burly man, opened the door. "Excuse me", Our man stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is."

"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied. "Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those breasts."

The burly gorilla is about to deck our Poor guy when his wife appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few moments. Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside. "OK," the husband says gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you can kiss my wife's breasts."

At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of his desire are freed at last. Our man takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This goes on for several minutes, until the husband gets annoyed. "Well, come on, kiss'em!" He growls."I can't," replies our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling. "Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry by now.

"I don't have ten thousand dollars..."

Coupons

Once there is this jungle wherein all the male animals are hardcore sex maniacs. All time, every hour of the day, they used to have sex.

All the females got annoyed with their husband's behavior and decided to go to the maharaja for help.

The maharaja was kind enough to give a relief period of 2 months to the females, he called every male and cut their dicks off and gave each one a coupon. The coupon said 'COME AFTER 2 MONTHS AND GET YOUR DICKS IN EXCHANGE OF THIS COUPON'

Now there was this female monkey who started to tease her husband by saying "Darling I am hot today please come and have sex" this continued till 45 days and then the male monkey was pissed and replied "Darling wait for 15 days and then ill screw you royally as I just flicked the elephants coupon"

3 Questions

Q:) What did the prostitute say to the man who couldn't get an erection?
A:) "No hard feelings?"


Q:) What do you get when you recycle 365 used rubber condoms?
A:) A "Goodyear"


Q:) What's the difference between Biology and Sociology?
A:) When the baby look like the father, its Biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, its Sociology!

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