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Women are like Continents

Women are like Continents

Women are like Continents of the World At age:

13-17 They are like Africa, Unexplored.

18-35 They are like Asia, Hot and Exotic.

36-45 They are like America, Fully explored and free with their resources.

46-55 They are like Europe, Exhausted but still with points of interest.

56-older They are like Australia, Everyone knows what is down there, but who cares.




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School Book

A kid who attended a progressive school brought home a school book on sexology. His mother was a little startled when she looked at it but decided to wait until her husband came home before discussing it with the boy.

When the father came home, he was shown the book and he immediately went upstairs looking for his son. He found him embracing the maid. "Son", he screamed, "I'd like to talk to you when you're finished with your homework"

Good & Bad girls

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons


Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line


Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better



Good girls wear white cotton panties
Bad girls don't wear any


Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls


Good girls pack their toothbrush
Bad girls pack their diaphragms


Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it


Good girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed


Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
Bad girls think no place is the wrong place


Good girls prefer the missionary position
Bad girls do to, but only for starters


Good girls say no
Bad girls say when?


Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.

5 years older

A 16-year-old girl bought herself a very tiny bikini. Very proud she came home and put it on.

She then showed her mother how she looked in it. `What do you think mom?' she asked.

Her mother replied, 'If I wore that when I was your age, you would have been 5 years older.'

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