Osama's Wife

Osama's Wife

Q:) Osama killed his wife! Why did do so?

A:) Because when Osama lifted his wife's skirt he found a bush!

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Women are like Continents

Women are like Continents of the World At age:

13-17 They are like Africa, Unexplored.

18-35 They are like Asia, Hot and Exotic.

36-45 They are like America, Fully explored and free with their resources.

46-55 They are like Europe, Exhausted but still with points of interest.

56-older They are like Australia, Everyone knows what is down there, but who cares.

School Book

A kid who attended a progressive school brought home a school book on sexology. His mother was a little startled when she looked at it but decided to wait until her husband came home before discussing it with the boy.

When the father came home, he was shown the book and he immediately went upstairs looking for his son. He found him embracing the maid. "Son", he screamed, "I'd like to talk to you when you're finished with your homework"

Good & Bad girls

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons

Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line

Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better

Good girls wear white cotton panties
Bad girls don't wear any

Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls

Good girls pack their toothbrush
Bad girls pack their diaphragms

Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it

Good girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed

Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
Bad girls think no place is the wrong place

Good girls prefer the missionary position
Bad girls do to, but only for starters

Good girls say no
Bad girls say when?

Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.

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