Church & Bathroom

Church & Bathroom

Q:) What is the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathroom?

A:) A girl in a church has soul full of hope and a girl in bathroom has hole full of soap!

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Barrack's door open...

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open. "This is not a phrase we men normally use so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was who told him about his "barracks door."

He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her attention?"

The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no. I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags!!!

2 Firemen

A fire dept just finished putting out a big house fire when the fire chief noticed two of his men were missing. After a while of searching he found them around back behind some shrub bushes having anal sex.

"What in the hell are you two doing?" the chief yelled. "Chief, I found him laying in the kitchen floor. He was unconscious from the smoke inhalation." the fireman replied.

"Well your not supposed to be doing that! Your supposed to give him mouth to mouth!" the chief screamed.

"Yeah I know", said the fireman. "That's kinda how this shit got started"

A Bet

A slimy fellow proposed a one dollar bar bet to this drop dead sexy girl.

Despite her dress being buttoned to the neck, the bet was that he should touch her breasts without touching her clothes. Since this didn't seem remotely possible, the girl accepted the bet.

The guy stepped up, cupped his hands around her breasts and squeezed firmly.

With a baffled look, she said, "Hey, you touched my clothes" to that the guy replies "Okay. I owe you a dollar."

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