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Who whose

Who whose

One morning a milkman called on one of his regular customers and was surprised to see a white bed sheet with a hole in the middle hanging up in her living room.

The housewife explained that she'd had a party the night before in which the company played "Who's Whose" - each of
the men had put their equipment through the hole and the women tried to guess their identity.

"Gee, that sounds like fun," said the milkman. "Sure wish I'd been there."

"You should have been," said the housewife. "Your name came up three times.




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Sex maniac

A newly wed lady writes a letter to her mother for the first time after her marriage.

This is how the letter went:

Dear mom,
I'm happy here but danny troubles me a lot, he is such a sex maniac that he makes love to me all the time, while washing clothes, while bathing, while cooking,etc.

He doesn't give me time to rest at all.

Love ya,
Vini

p.s. please excuse the jerky handwriting

Chicken and a Baby

Q:) What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?

A:) Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.

Girl & Bulb

Q ) Why the similarity between a Girl and a Light Bulb?
A) They both can be turned on.......
Q)..............so where's the problem?????
A) The girl can't be turned off


Q) Whats another similarity between them?
A) They both need to be screwed.
Q) .............so where's the problem????
A) Once your done with the screwing, you can't unscrew the damn bitch!


Q) Whats the best part about a bulb compared to a girl???
A) When they're overworked they just pop and you chuck em out & go get a new one......with your bitch, you just don't have that choice.


Q) So why is it that Guys still choose the girl over the bulb?
A) Ever tried shoving your dick up a glass bulb?

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