Some Questions

Some Questions

Q:) What did the left Boob say to the Right Boob?
A:) Sab Lafda Neeche Hota hai, Hum khamakha Pakde jate hai.

Q:) What did an impotent man ask the sexologist?
A:) Thoda sa to lift kara de, ek nahi baar baar kara de.

Q:) What frustrates a Sardar?
A:) When his wife delivers twins & he can't find the father of the second child.

Q:) What is the similarity between Tea and Girl?
A:) Both are Hot, Both have Milk

Q:) What is a Kiss?
A:) A Kiss is an upper preparation for a lower invention that will lead to
further penetration in fast acceleration that will build next generation!

Q:) What similar things do you prefer in your coffee and your girlfriend?
[a] Both Should be HOT
[b] Both Should be RICH
[c] Both Should be creamy
[d] Both should be able to keep you up all night!

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Jassema was getting married very soon, but she was a little upset and nervous about all those weird things she has been listening about. On the day of her Suhaag Raat, her mamma tell her how to behave well and stay calm when her hubby comes in the room for the first night.

Don't worry, Sweet heart, you'll be all right. But listen, take special care of your boobs, cause men always tend to eat them away thinking that they're apples.

Ok, mom. Jassema runs away, but what ??? She comes back to her mom in a short while, very nervous and almost in tears.

Mom, Mom !!!! My hubby is trying to eat away my apples !!!

Don't worry darling, see I told you, this is in the nature of men, your dad still tries to eat away Water Melons !!!


Q} Aadmiyon ko nazar kyoon nahi lagti?

A) Kyoonki unhe mirchi aur nimboo pahele se hi lage huve hai.

Make-up Kit

Two boys-tom and Johnny had to go to a party. Tom was fully dressed up but Johnny was trying to fix his pants, his zippers weren't working. He asked tom to say, "make-up kit is open" when in the party his zippers look clearly opened.

Both the boys went to the party; having a good time. After some time Johnny's friend realized that not only his zippers were open but his dick was coming out too.

Tom (whispering): "Johnny make-up kit mein se lipstick bahar nikal rahi hai"

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