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Rohan : My wife just loves cars! Every night she holds my dick and starts twisting and turning it all over saying, "Santro...... zoom, lancer......swish!!

Mohan : That's just nothing! My wife puts my dick into her pussy and yells, "Full tank, please!"

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Some Questions

Q:) What did the left Boob say to the Right Boob?
A:) Sab Lafda Neeche Hota hai, Hum khamakha Pakde jate hai.

Q:) What did an impotent man ask the sexologist?
A:) Thoda sa to lift kara de, ek nahi baar baar kara de.

Q:) What frustrates a Sardar?
A:) When his wife delivers twins & he can't find the father of the second child.

Q:) What is the similarity between Tea and Girl?
A:) Both are Hot, Both have Milk

Q:) What is a Kiss?
A:) A Kiss is an upper preparation for a lower invention that will lead to
further penetration in fast acceleration that will build next generation!

Q:) What similar things do you prefer in your coffee and your girlfriend?
[a] Both Should be HOT
[b] Both Should be RICH
[c] Both Should be creamy
[d] Both should be able to keep you up all night!


Jassema was getting married very soon, but she was a little upset and nervous about all those weird things she has been listening about. On the day of her Suhaag Raat, her mamma tell her how to behave well and stay calm when her hubby comes in the room for the first night.

Don't worry, Sweet heart, you'll be all right. But listen, take special care of your boobs, cause men always tend to eat them away thinking that they're apples.

Ok, mom. Jassema runs away, but what ??? She comes back to her mom in a short while, very nervous and almost in tears.

Mom, Mom !!!! My hubby is trying to eat away my apples !!!

Don't worry darling, see I told you, this is in the nature of men, your dad still tries to eat away Water Melons !!!


Q} Aadmiyon ko nazar kyoon nahi lagti?

A) Kyoonki unhe mirchi aur nimboo pahele se hi lage huve hai.

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