Hitchiking in Indian Territory

Hitchiking in Indian Territory

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of India when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The guy was so excited that he was yelling every few minutes the shout was so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.

"Nothing," shrugged the woman, "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "That Indian was riding bareback without a sadle..."

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Jassema was getting married very soon, but she was a little upset and nervous about all those weird things she has been listening about. On the day of her Suhaag Raat, her mamma tell her how to behave well and stay calm when her hubby comes in the room for the first night.

Don't worry, Sweet heart, you'll be all right. But listen, take special care of your boobs, cause men always tend to eat them away thinking that they're apples.

Ok, mom. Jassema runs away, but what ??? She comes back to her mom in a short while, very nervous and almost in tears.

Mom, Mom !!!! My hubby is trying to eat away my apples !!!

Don't worry darling, see I told you, this is in the nature of men, your dad still tries to eat away Water Melons !!!

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