It is like a women's period, comes once in a month, lasts for 3 or 4 days, if it does not come then we know that we are fucked!
# Height of Confusion Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.
# Height of revenge A bastard roaming in a condom factory with a needle in his hand.
# Height of pain A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes.
# Height of Honesty A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.
# Height of Foolishness A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.
# Height of Noise Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.
# Height of Itch A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.
# Height of Innocence A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.
# Height of Unemployment Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt.
# Height of laziness A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
# Height of Competition:
1. A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
2. A topless lady standing near mount everest.
# Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.
# Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.
# Height of Disgustion: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.
# Height of Technology Condom with zip.
# Height of Penetration A baby girl born pregnant.
# Height of Darkness A negro searching for his penis in a dark room.
# Height of fashion A female applying LipStick to her vertical Lips.
# Height of patience A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in the right place.
# Height of coincidence And the banana falling in.
More Sexy Jokes
Four miracles of a woman
1) Getting wet without taking a shower
2) Bleeding without getting hurt
3) Giving milk without eating grass,and
4) Making boneless flesh hard !!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls reaction to penis sizes:
# 9'' - oh shit pain!
# 8 '' -Wow!!!!!!
# 7'' - oh yes, yum!
# 6'' - oh perfect!
# 5'' - mmm ok!
# 4'' - push more!
# 3'' - is it in?
# 2'' - idiot! Just use your tongue.
Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Airport (flat)
B - Barely there
C - Can do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake
25 useless things in a man:
02 nipples that don't milk
02 balls that you cannot play with.
01 cock that does not lay egg.