Love & Sex

Love & Sex

Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.

Sex is like a card game. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Why is the blow job a win/lose situation? You may have her on her knees, but she has you by the balls.

Why does the penis hate himself? He has a bald head with no brains, one blind eye, lives among nuts, an asshole is his neighbour and he is in love with pussy.

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Notorious Fullforms

Capstan: Can a penis stands thrice a night?

[optimistic] W.D. & H.O.Wills.-- If wife desires & husband offers wills.

Goldflake: Generally old ladies desire fuck less & kiss excess.

Pepsi: Please enter penis straight inside.


# Height of Confusion Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.

# Height of revenge A bastard roaming in a condom factory with a needle in his hand.

# Height of pain A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes.

# Height of Honesty A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.

# Height of Foolishness A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.

# Height of Noise Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.

# Height of Itch A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.

# Height of Innocence A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.

# Height of Unemployment Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt.

# Height of laziness A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.

# Height of Competition:
1. A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
2. A topless lady standing near mount everest.

# Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.

# Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.

# Height of Disgustion: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.

# Height of Technology Condom with zip.

# Height of Penetration A baby girl born pregnant.

# Height of Darkness A negro searching for his penis in a dark room.

# Height of fashion A female applying LipStick to her vertical Lips.

# Height of patience A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in the right place.

# Height of coincidence And the banana falling in.

What is Salary

Salary :

It is like a women's period, comes once in a month, lasts for 3 or 4 days, if it does not come then we know that we are fucked!

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