Pan cake

A young couple took their five-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, mom," he exclaimed.

"For me?"

"Just take two," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father."

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Love & Sex

Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.

Sex is like a card game. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Why is the blow job a win/lose situation? You may have her on her knees, but she has you by the balls.

Why does the penis hate himself? He has a bald head with no brains, one blind eye, lives among nuts, an asshole is his neighbour and he is in love with pussy.

Notorious Fullforms

Capstan: Can a penis stands thrice a night?

[optimistic] W.D. & H.O.Wills.-- If wife desires & husband offers wills.

Goldflake: Generally old ladies desire fuck less & kiss excess.

Pepsi: Please enter penis straight inside.


# Height of Confusion Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.

# Height of revenge A bastard roaming in a condom factory with a needle in his hand.

# Height of pain A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes.

# Height of Honesty A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.

# Height of Foolishness A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.

# Height of Noise Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.

# Height of Itch A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.

# Height of Innocence A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.

# Height of Unemployment Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt.

# Height of laziness A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.

# Height of Competition:
1. A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
2. A topless lady standing near mount everest.

# Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.

# Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.

# Height of Disgustion: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.

# Height of Technology Condom with zip.

# Height of Penetration A baby girl born pregnant.

# Height of Darkness A negro searching for his penis in a dark room.

# Height of fashion A female applying LipStick to her vertical Lips.

# Height of patience A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in the right place.

# Height of coincidence And the banana falling in.

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