Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift. "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours."
"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves.
"Now that you mention it," Bill replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."
More Political Jokes
Bill Clinton was interviewing some candidates for personal secretary.
Monica Lewinski also comes there for the interview, the moment she enters Bill's eyes roll about her, he asks her a few question, and later ask's her how much would she like her salary per month.
Monica Lewinski replies $10,000 per month.
Bill say "No, Problem with Pleasure!"
To that Monica replies "with Pleasure 20,000 dollars Sir!"
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives a sense of security while screwing others.