First night after marriage husband asks his wife, what did you feel.

Wife :10% Sharam,
10% Dard,
80% Yeh Dil Mange More !!!

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Once a lady was drying her clothes on the terrace and milkman was passing beneath her house.

Suddenly her bra fell over the milkman, this milkman was notorious for his mischievous behavior he stop and looked up at the lady and shouted "BIBI JI AAPKE DOODH KA DAKAN GIR GAYA"

Hitchiking in Indian Territory

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of India when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The guy was so excited that he was yelling every few minutes the shout was so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.

"Nothing," shrugged the woman, "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "That Indian was riding bareback without a sadle..."

2 Friends

Rohan : My wife just loves cars! Every night she holds my dick and starts twisting and turning it all over saying, "Santro...... zoom, lancer......swish!!

Mohan : That's just nothing! My wife puts my dick into her pussy and yells, "Full tank, please!"

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