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Once a couple after their marrige go london for their honeymoon.

They go to a hotel and asked for a room in which they stays for 2 days and when they were checking out receptionist tells them that hotel will pay them 1000 pound (500 pound/day) for their stay in hotel. The couple were surprised and quitely takes money and comes out of hotel assuming why they have paid them money.

The couple then thought that why not try another hotel next to that hotel. They were paid 2000 pound for 2 days in that hotel. They then realised that somehow previous hotelier had cheated them, so they came back to hotel in which they stayed first.

The couple asked manager of that hotel that "you have given us 1000 pound less for our 2 days stay while hotel next to yours have paid us in full"

Manager replied "Sir we make cassetes only but they show it live!!"




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Dirty Mind

Its monsoon time.

The birds are doing it, The bees are doing it, The butterflies are doing it.....
shouldn't we also do it?
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Forget it, humans can't fly.

You dirty mind what were you thinking....

Feet go to heaven first

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."

The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love." "Very good," said the teacher.

The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this "Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"

Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet."

The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first. He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!', but fortunately Dad was on top of her holding her down."

Wet Cat

A rooster and a cat were walking down the street. The sky turned dark and it began to rain. The sidewalk soon became very slick and full of puddles.

Sure enough, the cat slipped and fell into one of the puddles. The rooster did all he could to keep from laughing at the cat, but he became hysterical, nonetheless, laughing long and loud.

The moral of the story: Wherever there's a wet pussy, there's sure to be a happy cock nearby!

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