Carrots

Q:) Why women like gold more than men?

A:) B'coz gold is 22 carrots and man has only one!




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Car Puncture

Once a young lady comes on PUNCTURE SHOP with her punctured car. She leaves her car there and says to shop owner to bring the car at her home after repairing puncture. When he comes at her home, she welcomes him to come inside the home....... and you know why, She says in sexy tone, "Come on Come in" at which he replies, "Madam please give me my 20 bucks". He shows no interest in her and goes away.

Next day again her car gets punctured, she leaves her car at his shop. When the guy comes at her house, She again welcomes him this time she is wearing only a bra-panty and insists him to come in. But they guy again shows no interest in her and wants only his twenty bucks.

Next day again her car gets punctured, she leaves her car at his shop. When he comes at her home, now she is completely naked and insists him to come in. But again the guy shows no interest in her and wants only his twenty bucks.

Forth day the same thing happens this time when the guy comes home to return the car he finds her in swimming pool completely naked. Today, he lifts her, brings her to the bed and literally fucks her.

The Lady is very happy but a bit confused and she asked the guy, "The first day you didn't do anything, even the second day you did not show interest this also happened the third day, today what is the reason?"

The guy replies, "Madam we repair punctures, we see holes only in water!"

LIFE

Love is a gamble,

sex is a trade,

boys do the fuckin,

gals get the blame,

5 minutes of pleasure,

9 months of pain,

1 night in hospital,

and JUNIOR needs the name.

Let Me Bite Your Breasts

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars?" Are you nuts?", she replies. And keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for 1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?" So the guy runs again around the next block and faces her again: "Would let me bite your breasts for 10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and says "Hmmm 10,000 dollars eh? Ok, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there"

So they went to that alley and she takes off the blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he jumps on them and start caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them... but no biting. In the end the woman gets all annoyed and asks: "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah", he replies. "Too expensive."

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