3 Jokes

1. Yesterdays news - A nun jogging at the park was raped
Todays news - Hundreds of nun are jogging at the park.

2. Policeman arresting a prostitute.
Pros: I m not selling sex.
Police: Then what are u doing?
Pros: I am a saleswoman sellings condoms and offering free demo.

3. Elephant and camel.
Elephant : Everyone has boobs in their chest how come you have it on your back?
Camel : Look who is talking, who has a dick on his face.




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Snow White n seven dwarfs

How smart are you? I wonder if you can figure this one out?!!

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath.

So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake.

The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath, too.

Snow White relents and says, "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around."

Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into the water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into the water before she can. The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED.

Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised?

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"SEVEN UP"

3 Panties

A lady lost her 3 panties and informed her husband.

On the spot, husband enquired to the maid servant, "Do you know, where the panties are?"

The maid replied, "Sir! Why do you ask me you know, I do not use any undergarment."

Lessons from a Bull

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year.

That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

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