A cricket comentator describing a nude woman:
There is no cover,
There is no extra cover,
There are two silly points,
Two fine legs,
And a deep gully,
With little grass on pitch.
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A very beautiful woman did not marry and was getting old.
A few friends got worried and talked to four top sportsmen and they agreed to marry her. The friends then approached the woman with the proposal. The sportmen were from the field of cricket, football, hockey and billiards.
The Women spends some quality time with all the sports men alone, then she requested time to think over.
After a few days the friends again approached the woman to know who she had selected. The woman rejected all of them. The friends wanted to know the reason. The woman replied:
The cricket player when he is in form he keeps on making century otherwise he is out for a duck!
The football player when he starts he is full of stamina and as soon he reaches the goal mouth he shoots wild!
The hockey players - they use a crocked stick!
The friends asked what about billiards player he is so handsome, young and multi-millionare the woman replied - you know the billiards players they pot the ball in and leave the cue out.
Q : - Define men and women in the cricketing terms?
A : - Men have got one short leg between two long legs, while women have got one gali between two long legs.
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward Santa, playing the next hole.
The ball hit him, and he immediately colasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to Santa and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told Santa earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes," Santa replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together in his groin.
But she persisted, and Santa finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him.
She then asked Santa, "How does that feel?"
Santa replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell.