The Bell

The church wanted to know that the monks will be loyal before they can join so he tied a bell to each of the monks cocks and got a stripper in.

One of the monks bells rung so the priest said he couldnt join.

The monk bent over to beg to the priest but as he bent over his arse was showing, all of a sudden all the other bells began to ring.




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Sex with a Ghost

A professor at the University of Limerick is giving a lecture to the fresher year students on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, in one of the biggest lecture halls on the campus, he asks: 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands.

'Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?'

About 40 students raise their hands.

'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Now, has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' 15 students raise their hands.

'That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' 3 students raise their hands.

'That's fantastic. But let me ask you one further question... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' At this, one student way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost... You've simply got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The student, who happens to be a local lad from Abbyfeale, replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. As he ambles slowly toward the podium the professor says, 'Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.'

The student replies, 'Ghost?!? Shiiiiit... From way back there I thought you said 'goats.'

3 Jokes

1. Yesterdays news - A nun jogging at the park was raped
Todays news - Hundreds of nun are jogging at the park.

2. Policeman arresting a prostitute.
Pros: I m not selling sex.
Police: Then what are u doing?
Pros: I am a saleswoman sellings condoms and offering free demo.

3. Elephant and camel.
Elephant : Everyone has boobs in their chest how come you have it on your back?
Camel : Look who is talking, who has a dick on his face.

Snow White n seven dwarfs

How smart are you? I wonder if you can figure this one out?!!

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath.

So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake.

The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath, too.

Snow White relents and says, "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around."

Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into the water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into the water before she can. The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED.

Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised?

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