Sounds Dirty in Golf
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf, But Aren't
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
And The Number 1 Thing That Sounds Dirty In Golf, But Isn't:
1. Hold on...I need to wash my balls first.
More Sports Jokes
A cricket comentator describing a nude woman:
There is no cover,
There is no extra cover,
There are two silly points,
Two fine legs,
And a deep gully,
With little grass on pitch.
A very beautiful woman did not marry and was getting old.
A few friends got worried and talked to four top sportsmen and they agreed to marry her. The friends then approached the woman with the proposal. The sportmen were from the field of cricket, football, hockey and billiards.
The Women spends some quality time with all the sports men alone, then she requested time to think over.
After a few days the friends again approached the woman to know who she had selected. The woman rejected all of them. The friends wanted to know the reason. The woman replied:
The cricket player when he is in form he keeps on making century otherwise he is out for a duck!
The football player when he starts he is full of stamina and as soon he reaches the goal mouth he shoots wild!
The hockey players - they use a crocked stick!
The friends asked what about billiards player he is so handsome, young and multi-millionare the woman replied - you know the billiards players they pot the ball in and leave the cue out.
Q : - Define men and women in the cricketing terms?
A : - Men have got one short leg between two long legs, while women have got one gali between two long legs.