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Not to be a penis

Not to be a penis

Five reasons not to be a penis!

1) Your head is bald forever.

2) You live between two nuts.

3) An asshole lives behind you.

4) Your best mate's a cunt.

5) When you get excited, you get sick and then faint.




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Dirty mind

Q:) What is approx 6 inches long, get into wet hole, moves up and down, produces some white stuff, and leaves a tingling feeling?

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It's a toothbrush....

Dirty mind, What were you thinking!

Bra Sizes

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and G are the letter used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for...

It is about time you became informed!

{A} - Almost Boobs...

{B} - Barely there.

{C} - Can't Complain!

{D} - Damn!

{DD} - Double damn!

{E} - Enormous!

{G} - GEEEEzus Christ!

{F} - Fake.

Friends!

Friends are like underwear : Always comforting

Good friends are like Condom : Always protecting

And best friends are like Viagra : They lift you up when you are down!!

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