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The Smart Ass

The Smart Ass

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."




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Five reasons not to be a penis!

1) Your head is bald forever.

2) You live between two nuts.

3) An asshole lives behind you.

4) Your best mate's a cunt.

5) When you get excited, you get sick and then faint.

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Q:) What is approx 6 inches long, get into wet hole, moves up and down, produces some white stuff, and leaves a tingling feeling?

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If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for...

It is about time you became informed!

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{B} - Barely there.

{C} - Can't Complain!

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{DD} - Double damn!

{E} - Enormous!

{G} - GEEEEzus Christ!

{F} - Fake.

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