Not now

One day a young boy and girl meet in a garden where the grass is upto their shoes.The boy asks the girl "Should we do it?".

The girl says "Not now."

They further go up where the grass comes to the knees.The boy again asks "Should we do it?".

The girl again says "Not now." They further go up where the grass reaches to their neck level. The boy impatiently asks "Now should we do it?". The girl again says "Not now."

They further go up where the grass is above their heads. The boy(losing his patience) asks "Now should we do it?".

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The girl finally says "Yes "....... And both start cutting the grass.

And what were you thinking dirty mind :-)




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