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Strippers Dance

Strippers Dance

Little Johnny was curious about what a strip club was like so one day he decided to sneak into one.

Once he was in, he watched as the strippers danced. He watched until they started taking of their clothing. That's when he bolted out the door and started running down the street and into a man.

The man asked Little Johnny, "What's wrong young man? You look like you just saw a ghost!"

Little Johnny replied, "My mom and dad told me that if I ever watched anybody undress, I'd turn to stone... and I think its happening I feel something hard under my pants!"




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Not now

One day a young boy and girl meet in a garden where the grass is upto their shoes.The boy asks the girl "Should we do it?".

The girl says "Not now."

They further go up where the grass comes to the knees.The boy again asks "Should we do it?".

The girl again says "Not now." They further go up where the grass reaches to their neck level. The boy impatiently asks "Now should we do it?". The girl again says "Not now."

They further go up where the grass is above their heads. The boy(losing his patience) asks "Now should we do it?".

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The girl finally says "Yes "....... And both start cutting the grass.

And what were you thinking dirty mind :-)

Nursery rhyme

A prostitute's nursery rhyme:

One two lets screw,

Three four I'm a whore,

Five six suck the dick,

Seven eight ejaculate,

Nine ten fuck me again.

The Smart Ass

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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