Three men and a woman are sitting at a bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says: "I'd describe myself as a Y.U.P.P.I.E. -- you know ... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The next chap says: "Oh, I'm a D.I.N.K. -- Double Income, No Kids."
The third bloke says: "Well I'm a R.U.B. -- Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask: "What are you?"
She replies, "I'm a W.I.F.E. -- Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."