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Dirty Mind

Dirty Mind

What goes in dry and comes out wet...the more you put, the stronger it gets.....
both men and women enjoy it in bed...


THINK...THINK

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Come on ...
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It's a.....

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TEA BAG!

hmmm not what were you thinking....!




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Woman's heart

Never Play with a Woman's heart, She has only one heart

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It's Ok to play with her breast, She has two!!

Out of business

Q:) What did stayfree say to condom?
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A:) Boss, if you fail, we both will be out of business for next nine months.

Baseball Sex

The old rules (Baseball sex terms)

1st base = Kissing

2nd base = Tongue kissing

3rd base = Hands down partner's pants

Home run = Sex


Here is the new standardized guide (and other terms/meanings)

On deck = Having plans for a date

Strike out = Stood up/didn't score/couldn't get it up

Walk = Kissing

Bunt = Masturbation

Single = tongue kissing

Double = Breast/chest touched, some clothes off, lots of grabbing
and feeling

Triple = Most of clothes off, genital contact, and or mutual
masturbation

Inside the park home run = Oral sex

Home run = Sex

Ground out double = Would have sex, no condom

Relief pitcher = Vibrator

Error = condom breaking during sex

Banned for life for gambling = Having sex with out a condom

Hall of fame = Marriage

Rain delay = Parents/Room mate come home early

Box seats = Water bed

Seventh inning stretch = Unusual positions

Rookie = Virgin

Minor leagues = Under 18

Grand slam = Sex 4 times in a 12 hour period.

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