Some abbreviations and their fullforms

1) PARIS- Please Allow Romance In school

2) JAPAN- Jumping And Pumping All Night

3) ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sex

4) FILA- Fuck In Lonely Area

5) PUMA- Press Until Milk Arrives

6) LIMCA- Lauda In Mouth Causes AIDS

More Adult Hindi Jokes

In Search of a Bra

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.

Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"

The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"

Sex is like...

SEX is not like Pepsi (Yeh dilmange more)

SEX is not like NIKE (Just do it)

SEX is not like NOKIA (Connecting people)

IT IS LIKE PAN PARAG (Ek se mera kya hoga)

Pussy Poem

Pussy! Pussy! Dont go far
Can I rub you in salwar?
Up above the legs so high
Always juicy never dry
Let me fuck you, don,t feel shy
Come on baby, Just one try.

Show More Adult Hindi Jokes