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He Tried Me

He Tried Me

He tried me on the sofa, He tried me on the chair, He tried me on the windowsill But he could not get it there.

He tried me on the couch, I stood against the wall, I even lay upon the floor But it would not work at all ....

He tried his best to do it, In front and in the rear, But no matter how I tried to help His things got out of gear ....

He tried it this way and that way, I really had a laugh, To see how many times he tried To

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(What were you thinking!)




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