Sun Sign

What People say (based on there Sun Sign) after Sex!

Okay, let's do it again...

I'm hungry - pass the pizza...

Have you seen the TV remote?

When are we getting married?

Wasn't I fantastic?

I need to wash the sheets.

I liked it if you liked it...

Now let's try it with our clothes off...

Don't call me - I'll call you...

Do you have a business card?

Perhaps I should untie you....

What did you say your name was?

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At a fancy dress party a woman appears nude, painted fully white. A man asks - what are you?

She replies - I am the mint with a hole....

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Q:) Why women are best demolishing engineer's in the world?

A:) Because they can Demolish an ERRECTION without destroying the structure.

2 question

A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"

Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't.... there are all kinds of breasts.. depending on a woman's age-- In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions, Dad?"

"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."

Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of weenies are there?"

The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's weenie is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?" Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration.."

He Tried Me

He tried me on the sofa, He tried me on the chair, He tried me on the windowsill But he could not get it there.

He tried me on the couch, I stood against the wall, I even lay upon the floor But it would not work at all ....

He tried his best to do it, In front and in the rear, But no matter how I tried to help His things got out of gear ....

He tried it this way and that way, I really had a laugh, To see how many times he tried To
















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