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Alcohol as a Women

Alcohol as a Women

A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women."

"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend. The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."




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Sun Sign

What People say (based on there Sun Sign) after Sex!

Aries
Okay, let's do it again...

Taurus
I'm hungry - pass the pizza...

Gemini
Have you seen the TV remote?

Cancer
When are we getting married?

Leo
Wasn't I fantastic?

Virgo
I need to wash the sheets.

Libra
I liked it if you liked it...

Scorpio
Now let's try it with our clothes off...

Sagittarius
Don't call me - I'll call you...

Capricorn
Do you have a business card?

Aquarius
Perhaps I should untie you....

Pisces
What did you say your name was?

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At a fancy dress party a woman appears nude, painted fully white. A man asks - what are you?

She replies - I am the mint with a hole....


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Q:) Why women are best demolishing engineer's in the world?

A:) Because they can Demolish an ERRECTION without destroying the structure.

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